Znaš da čitaš previše PLIV kada...

Dakle, znam da čitam previše PLIV kada....

1. se neko poseče a meni prvo padne da pamet da mi sipamo na to prokuvano vino da se rana ne zagadi
2. vidim gavrana a prva pomisao mi je "crna krila, crne vesti"
3. šunjam se kroz kuću jer neko spava a u sebi mislim "tiha kao senka"

Haha, zanimljiva tema. Evo i za Točak vremena.

1. If anyone suprises you, you shout "Darkfriend!" and punch them in the jaw. And refuse to apologise later.

2. You make a cardboard dagger with a paper-mache ruby on it, carry it
everywhere with you and scream at anyone who tries to take it off you.

3. You complain loudly in every shop that dosen't stock booster packs for the Wheel of Time card game.

4. You start to believe your friends actually care what happend in the latest WoT book.

5. Padan Fain lives in your closet. ( no he's under my bed trying to take my dagger)

6. You refer to your brother's room as Shadar Logoth.

7. You heron-brand your pencil.

8. Your friends disown you for talking about WoT too much.....

9. ....so you rename them all after the forsaken. revenge is sweet!

10. You use 'Light' as a swear word.

11. You wrap a scarf around your head and start to write 'Taarad Aiel' instead of your name on all your homework.

12. You call your mom Mogheiden.(AMEN!)

13. You decide you have Toh to the cutest guy in class, and follow him
everywhere offering to carry his books or give him a shoulder
massage.....

14......until he gets a restraining order on you. You decide your Toh is repaid before you get arrested.

15. You can come up with items for this list.

16. You change your dog's name to Asmodean.

17. Your dog isn't impressed.

18. You refuse to play dodge ball on account of you following the Way of the Leaf. heh heh heh....

19. You really annoy everyone by asking them if they have found The Song everytime you see them! (I have done this)

20. On the census form you filled in your religion as 'Dragon-Sworn'.

21. You're still living in hope of a WoT film. WHAT? there ISNT gonna be one??? Then why is there a SOUNDTRACK!

22. You try to channel your Science teacher's mouth shut, and are
genuinly suprised when it dosen't work and she keeps on talking.

23. You start to speak in the old tounge. People give you strange looks.

24. Especially when they realise you can only say 'It's time to roll the dice' and 'For the Red Eagle!'.

25. You try to persuade your English teacher to let you write WoT fan fic instead of the boring Julius Caesar essay.

26. It dosen't work.

27. You started an Elayne hate club.

28. And an Adviendah hate club

29. and a Min one

30. You are jealous of Nynaeve

31. ....for several reasons

32. You try to enter Telanhroid

33. You curse the Red ajah for taking the One Power away from you so you cant go to Telanhroid

34. You try bonding the cutest guy in your class as a warder

35. You use Blood and bloody ashes in your every day language

36. You refer to the principal as Nes'Blise

37. You start your own White Tower

38. When you go to visit your relatives you tell your parents that'll you'll weave a gateway to save time.

39. You swear your cousins are Trollocs and try to...."detain" them

40. You have read all of these and find your self agreeing with basically every single one of them

Kada sanjam kako davim Dzofrija i Sersei. Tada sam definitivno siguran da sam previse citao

Kada tetki kažem - Moja gospo,to neće moći tako,i uopšte bilo kojoj ženi oko sebe.
Kad u klubu,pitam se imaju li medovinu.
Kada vidim kućne ljubimce i shvatim da oni ne mogu da se porede sa jezovucima.

Meni se to desavalo sa Tolkinom.
Cujem u basu neko prica nesto lose o Tolkinu i refleksno, gotovo ljutito se razderem sa zadnjeg dela basa "Povuci rec!". I nije me bio blam, osecao sam se ponosno jer branim svog idola.

Pre sam imao običaj da kažem "Others take you" i iz WoT-a "Mothers milk in the cup" kada se iznerviram. Blago rečeno bio sam magnet za čudne poglede.

...Kada muvaš osobu za koju posle saznaješ da ti je neki rod.

Mondenkind ::...Kada muvaš osobu za koju posle saznaješ da ti je neki rod.

meni se to desilo vise puta ali prije nego sto sam procitao knjige hehe

Mondenkind ::...Kada muvaš osobu za koju posle saznaješ da ti je neki rod.

I meni se to desilo, dva puta, ali neki dalji rod je bio u pitanju.

Kada za nesto beskorisno pomislim "kao bradavice na grudnom oklopu" (ovo mi je najjace )
Kada svaka druga recenica pocinje ili se zavrsava sa "ako ti je po volji"
Kada za nekog bogatog pomislim "bogat kao Lanister".

Uf, dobro je, nisam jedina, Witcher me ubi od zajebancije. Ma gde blizak, znala bih ga da mi je nešto blisko, već je 7-8 koleno valjda...

Keti to se i meni desilo pre nekih 8-10 godina...

Eto, recite sad da nisam tr00 Targarjen?

Jesi!

Kada vracam pozajmicu drugarici i kazem joj "Lanisteri uvek placaju svoje dugove" a ona nema pojma o cemu pricam

Ovo za Lanistere i dugove cu morati da koristim ubuduce.

Omakne mi se nekada da u sebi kaem "Sedmoro me spaslo"

Ja sam ubacila "Tudjini te odneli!" u svakodnevni govor, a dragom se obraćam sa "Moje sunce i zvezde"...

Hahaha. Ma ima još dosta nekih stvari koje mi se omaknu.

Ja se zateknem, kako kazem u ime starih i novih bogova Ili kazem, u ime bogova, samo Ludilo

ja kad god vidim jednog patuljka koji zivi tu u gradu pomislim "jbte, evo ga Tirion" hehe

Kad dodjem na posao i kazem MOJA STRAZA POCINjE

Kada sam u frci i kazem sebi "strah sece ostrije od maca" i kad u parku vidim vranu i prva asocijacija mi je nocna straza

Kad kolegenici sa posla kažem "moja gospo" ili kad vidim vranu i pomislim "crna krila, crni glasi". A kad mi se neko zameri onda prvo pomislim "Lanister uvek vraća svoje dugove" .

"Među nama nema zle krvi" se omakne po nekad