Citati iz sveta gaminga

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Pacman - Waka waka waka waka waka waka
Mario - It's me Mario
Oh Kotor ima stotine citata ali ja ću samo par da napišem
Kreia - "It is such a quiet thing, to fall. But far more terrible is to admit it." i "Plans are fragile things and life often dashes expectations to the ground."
HK-47 kada objašnjava odnos između Bastile Shan i Revana ako igrač odluču na opciju sa romansom "Mockery: Oh Master, I love you, but I hate all that you stand for, but I think we should press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold." Best robot ever!

I još jedan od HK-47
HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine...
Revan (to jest igrač): Maybe later...
HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"

I još par

"Yes, as I said, I'm an assasin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wished removed from the galaxy...Master."
"Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope."

Dobri stari Jolee Bindo - " I'm never too old for THIS!"

Mira best bounty huntar on Naar Shada - "And you scratch your...equipment...when you think nobody is looking."


Fallout i apsolutni favorit na mojoj listi - War, war never changes.

Revelation 21:6: it's from the Bible - it was your mother's favorite passage. "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the water of the fountain of life freely." Oh Bible you make the best quotes

The issue at hand is... well... my presidency. I heard questions as to just how I came to be elected to this most illustrious post; or whether I have been elected at all. To that I must answer, of course. Of course I have been elected, sweet America, of course... Isn't the right to vote the very foundation of a democracy? Unfortunately, for reasons of national security I'm not at liberty to discuss the exact details of the election, but rest assured: I am your duly elected president.

It is I, Three Dog, your friendly neighborhood disc jockey! What's a disc? Hell if I know, but I'm gonna keep talking anyway.

Today's weather: excessively violent, with a chance of dismemberment. Stay tuned for our Five-Day Forecast!

Sve što Liberty Prime kaže, pravi primer Američke demokratizacije sveta.

Embrace democracy or be annihilated.

Democracy is non-negotiable.

Freedom is the sovereign right of every American.

Being sober really sucks.

There's nothing like the smell of plasma in the morning!

Can I do something for you? Or ... to you?

I promise this will be swift, but PAINFUL!

But it was not until the end of this long road that the Lone Wanderer learned the true meaning of that greatest of virtues – sacrifice. Stepping into the irradiated control chamber of Project Purity, the child followed the example of the father sacrificing life itself for the greater good of mankind.

A cuveni "Arrow in the knee?"

Haha, whats the matter some one stole your sweetroll?

Kako dobra tema.

Moj prastaro omiljeni citat:

"You must rally the Horde and lead your people to their destiny!"

Medivh - WarCraft III Reign of Chaos .

".. And now that my task is done, I will take my place... amongst the legends of the past."

Medivh - WarCraft III RoC Ending.

"..I tell you this, for when my days have come to an end, you shall be King."

"At long last. No king rules forever, my son.
"

"There must always be a Lich King"

King Terenas - World of WarCraft - Wrath of the Lich King .

To su samo neki, ima ih jos dooosta...

Ako ćemo Warcraft daj i ja par da nabacam.

Sylvanas Windrunner

" It's time to even the scales."

"A quick death...like the one you gave me? No. You're going to suffer as I did. Thanks to my arrow, you can't even run. Give my regards to hell, you son of a bitch."

"We will find our own path in this world, dreadlord, and slaughter anyone who stands in our way!"

"We are the Forsaken. We will slaughter anyone who stands in our way. "

"What are we if not slaves to this torment?"

I na kraju moje trenutno stanje

"I have no time for games."

Final Fantasy X

Tidius: Listen to my story. This... may be our last chance.

Kingdom Hearts

"If you have a dream, dont wait. Act." - Axel.

The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomes.

God of War

Kratos: A choice from the gods, is as useless as the gods themselves.

League of Legends

Vladimir hemomancer : Don't B so negative... you'l be just my favorite type.

Jos jedan legendarni, pocetak i zavrsetak
triologije Princa sa ovim recima:

"Most people think time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in
one direction. But I have seen the face of time, and I can tell you,
they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I really
am, and why I say this. Come, and I will tell you a tale like none you
have ever heard."


Warhammer Mark of Chaos :

"There is no escape from Chaos, it marks us all"

Priest of Sigmar.

I maznu mi uvod iz Princa, hteo sam ja to da postavim

Under impression of Skyrim:
This. Ends. Now-(when attacked with bare fists )
Never Should've Come Here (in combat )
Put some clothes on, you fool (when walking around with my Breton in undergarments.
Sweet mother, sweet mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear. (shudders)
Be quiet, I'm doing the fishstick! It's a very delicate state of mind

Iz Bioshocka

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

Deekin from Neverwinter Nights <3 I loved that little tyke
"Never hatchet counts before they chicken." (This one still gets me laughing)

"But Deekin not study. And master sends Deekin to war with magic he has not got."

"Count... uhm... Fred."

"Heh... Deekin just thinkings to that one time you yells at Deekin. Ahhh... good times."

"Yeah, Boss, maybe you is right. Deekin is like a fine wine... I gets better the more I sits in your cellar."

Far Cry 3

Vaas: Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy.

Would you kindly... Bioshock
War. War never changes. Fallout 3
“You must construct additional pylons.” (StarCraft) (grrr)
http://img7.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-dogs-Skyrim-379487.jpeg
Fus Ro Dah-exclamation

Ovaj novi Bioshock Infinite

Elizabeth: Booker, are you afraid of God?
Booker DeWitt: No. But I'm afraid of you.

"That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!" Monkey Island (Haunting quote)
“Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great." Portal

Joj Portal! Kako sam to zaboravio! To je gold mine dobrih citata.

Брзо сад зарони у златни рудник Принче Гавранова.
Стварно, ја сам ту игру играла само да чујем шта ће следеће да ми кажу није ме било ни брига за радњу

- Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death.

- Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

- Weighted Cubes calibrated. No variances detected. Did you know humans frown on weight variances? If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm.

- Holmes vs. Moriarty! Aristotle vs. MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

- When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put in on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all... to *me.* You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness... a lot less funny.

Тако је земљаче!
То ми реци Принче Гавранова!
Али немам више плусева.
Mañana

Jedan koji mi uvijek padne na pamet.

"A man is always ready to believe two things about a woman. One, that she is weak and two, that she finds him attractive."
- Morrigan; Dragon Age: Origins

+++ за Мориган Тина колико ја њу волим И уопште девојку која јој позајмљује глас
Portal 2
GLaDOS
"TAKE THE LEMONS! YES TAKE THE LEMONS. OOOH."
"You're not just a regular moron. You DISIGNED to be a moron!"
Cave Johnson: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Love that whole rant

"Welcome to the Colony".

Gothic.

Moj omiljeni citati iz tog serijala.
S kojim sam ranije pozdravljao
novajlije koje dodju u savez u kom sam na Bite Figthu.

And all of his interactions with Morrigan

Morrigan: We now have a dog and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party.

Morrigan: Ah, so you have finally decided to rejoin us, have you? Falling on your blade in grief seemed like too much trouble, I take it?
Alistair: Is my being upset so hard to understand? Have you never lost someone important to you? Just what would you do if your mother died?
Morrigan: Before or after I stopped laughing?
Alistair: Right... very creepy. Forget I asked.


Morrigan: Oh, lovely. Shall we next begin rescuing little kittens from trees?